Session Start: Sat Oct 16 1999 *** Topic is 'Welcome to the 1999 nKerth Awards! Ceremony to start at 6 pm ET in #nkerth. ' what sounds are Anne playing and where can I get them? http://www.simplyorganized.simplenet.com/kerth/sounds.html * KathyB murmurs into a microphone ... "well, the celebrities are starting to make their way into the auditorium. Now to Joan Rivers and her daughter Melissa for a commentary on what everyone is wearing. Joan?" Wow, the gangs all here * CrystalW grabs a tissue... sniffle.... it's been too long We always turn out in huge numbers for these black tie events, Kath(R) ;) Black tie, Demi? Damn, I'm in gold lame' :) * PeaceEv notes that that annoying Joan person came up to her and then didn't say anything more.... hmph! I have my red sequin vest and spinning bow tie, I'll just feel so bad if anyone is wearing the same ;) Sheila..I wasn't talking about your lingire... ;) * DonnaB adjusts her train. She keeps stepping on it...It's a backless number that's way too cool for this chilly weather... * KathyB models her floor length green dress ... after wearing ropes to the first Kerths, I thought I'd go more conservative for tonight Yeah, I had to pass on the white cotton. * AMCiotola models her brand new PJs ... * Wendymr models a large bottle of cough medicine * Jenerator models her old nightie and dressinggown Hee.. Kath.. you look stunning in green ;) It looks stunning on you, WEndy Kathy, the green is more your color than the ropes were. * PeaceEv stares in dismay at her black T-shirt * PeaceEv thought this was casual Friday -- oops!!! Quick, Peace, the usher will hand you a black tie. * PeaceEv spins quickly into something more appropriate... um... um... Ah, yes, the Badgely Mischka should do nicely :) denim and diamonds, very chick * Jenerator considers making a statement and going naked to show how unprepared she is to be involved in this whole thing Lab. . . lovely outfit. I figured I'd better dress up this year since I'm presenting. conservative, Kathy? that would be a first i am wearing a dress just like Lois did in Lucky Leon ;) just because you came covered in drywall dust, Erin * ELK thwaps Kathy I'm going to be wearing German Shepherd in a moment if this one doesn't quit complaining and get to sleep Love my shepherd. Shush. . . the awards are on! Hello everyone ... I will now ignore you for the rest of the evening ... hazards of being a volunteer :) good luck, all nominees! Good luck, Kathy. I'll wear out my "congrats" wav today ;) we have runners up? Runner up? Wow What does the runner up get? Annie...can you DCC me the drumroll without too much trouble?? Congrats, Julie! Welll done, Julie!! Congratulations Julie! congrats, Julie!! congratulations Kathy!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Yay, Julie KATHY!!! KATHY!!!!!!!!!!! yay kathy!!!!! YAAAYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTG Kathy!!!!! Congrats!! Yea, Kathy!!!!! runner up, does that mean in the event of the winner not having sex, the runner up fulfills the duty? congrats Kathy That drum roll is scary one it suddenly goes off Yay!!Kathy!! Yahhh, Kathy. Yay Kathy!! KB!! Congrats Kathy! Congrats Kathy way to go, Kathy!! :) congratulations to Kathy congrats, Kathy! Yayyyy... Congratulations, Kathy! look at that scroll! cingulation kathy congrats Kathy !! re, Giz speach 11 All right KathyB!!! LOL Zoom!! Whoo Whoo Go girl! Yay Kathy Speech! Speech! hi there :-) * Demi tugs on Kathy's strap ;) Oh, but Kathy, that would have been so appropriate for tonight! Can some kind soul DCC me the drumroll??? LOL kathy and the dress comment hi Giz :) * zoomway catches the arms Kathy threw up, they'll be returned later lol LOL, Zoom LOL how considerate of you, Zoomie :-) Kathy!! woohoo!!! :) Still can't hear sounds after following direction. Luckily, I have an excellent imagination! so thats how the Venus arm thing happened !!! ? yeah can someone dcc me the drumroll sound too LOL Steve I loved it since I first read it, Kathy! WooWoo! hmm the sound on these speakers is lousy! can barely hear a thing! Ciao, Chiara! :) Hi Chiara :) oh, Steve, I did forget to give those back, didn't I? yes, I'm that old sure zoom .... sure So are we, KathyB, so are we :) ciao! Whimper, whimper, whimper....drumroll DCC please...anyone??? great speech, Kathy! :) way to go, buddy!! me tooo i want drumroll klapp, klapp, klapp, Kathy :_) * zoomway hands Kathy's arms back to shake her hand LOL, I winged that totally, as I'm sure you could tell. I wrote up my presentations,but I forgot all about an accepatance speech! * sheilah hugs Kathy lol zom go to http://www.simplyorganized.simplenet.com/kerth/sounds.html Ladybiker, go to file, opions, and make sure you check to receive sounds to d/l the sounds Well, now I can relax! Had to get hubby off the ceiling when the sound came on. We weren't quite expecting that Kathy you'd of done better had Zoom not kept your arms oh, dramatic nfic is erotic thrillers ... Clark in a dance belt ;) Bless you Peace! *** KathyB changes topic to 'Best Vignette, Runner up: Julie Mack's Bedtime Series. Winner: Kathy Brown's "Until Day Breaks and Shadows Flee" ' yay topic change! ;) I was going to ask that, Zoom. I really don't know how I managed to decide on a vote in this category * peabody wonders if the plaque has a picture of Dean in a dance belt It was tough Very difficult. They were all very difficult Peace and Piper!! Well done! YEA... great job, Peace :) I gave up best Euphemism.... Hoooray wow, congrats, Mrs K and Piper :-) Great job Peace and Piper Yay Peace and Piper!! Wow!!! SHEILA WAhoo!!!! WOW!! Tie! Wow! A tie!!! The heir was a grat story :) Congrats, Shelia Sheila AND Demi!! Jeez! WOW Congrats to all!!!! Conjgrats Guys! DEMI! Yayyyy!1!!!!! WTG Demi and Sheila!!! Congratualtions Sheila and Demi! Two of my favourites! Good going guys!! That's my buddy!! yeah joint winners wow Go, Kathy! wow, a tie. Congrats to all the writers congrats, Demi and Sheila!!!! congrats peace , demi, and shelia great!!!!! Congrats to both! amazing!! Fantastic, Sheila and Demi... I couldn't hardley choose between those either :) * DonnaB hugs Sheila I couldn't decide either! congrats demi and sheila! congrats Dmi Lol congrats ! Speech! congrats Sheila and Demi!! :) Sheila is now immortalized in her acceptance "jeez" ;) lol LOL demi lol LOL *** KathyB changes topic to 'Best Dramatic: Winners, a tie! Demi's "Heaven's Prisoners" and Sheila's "Shot in the Dark". ' I think there will eseveral ties tonight, I know it was close in several categoris hey, Karl oop, re Peace ok.. I'm trying to applaud, but will just have to try and type : "Congratulations to you both!" instead Yippie!!!! That was a short list. congulation ok i had to log off because dean kept yelling my name constantly. LOL yeah it's hard to type, clap, and talk on the phone at the same time Just consider me excited for everyone. . . Snoopy dances of joy! on me puter.. sorry dean but it can get annoying! Congrats Peace and Piper! Dean or Clark? er clark.. okay.. lOL Thanks all :) Yay! Way to go, guys! I'm so excited for you! lol demi Couldn't happen to nicer folcs... lol sheila ;-) oh, get the hook, drag 'em off stage This is so great ... I had the hardest time deciding between your two stories, and you both won! Sheila, told you you'd be taking some home... lol sheila lol Sheila Have you figured out where to put the lighting to show them off to advantage? LOL on dean comment Congrats Buddy!! Jeez, that was totally unexpected. I didn't even botheer to write a speech. is someone logging this chat and the awards show? I could tell ;-) re, sis what's the significance of the names of the plaques? julius 16 and timmy 78? har ;) Unexpected, Sheila?? You have to be joking! Thanks, buddy! Hi Mel! :) I certainly hope so. . . logging, that is. ok we have a few official loggers Wendy, A Shot in the Dark was nominated 4 times for the Kerths and either Demi or Chris beat it out every time. * LoisLane waiting to be called to present They're all such good stories, Sheila ha! hi mel I just love the humor category . . . all great stories! Hi Naomi hi everyone Hi Mel That's like me and S6, Sheila ... people write me saying "I loved your episode; too bad it won't win any Kerths up against Sheila and Phil" I shrunk the speedo I love that title hey, Naomi Hi Melanie Hi, mel. I know. That's why I didn't expect anything. hi Mel ! hi folks, thought I'd check in. LOL, Kathy! plan 69? hee heee Hard to pick the winners in this one I think Tanya's should have been nominated That was a fun write. LOL... I know thta feeling Sheila... I was nominated 9 times in the kerths, and got one award. would have bothered me if the stories that were chosen hadn't been so darn GOOD!! Is Sandy McDermin here? Again KB! Yes, Kathy omg!!! YAY KATHY!!!! You're gonna have to clear a shelf! Congrats, KathyB yay Kathy Crystal, I was sure you were going to win New Author Yayy!!!!!!! Kathy!!!!!!!! Way to go, Kathy! Yeah Kathyb Again! Congrats WTG Kathy!! (Yipes it's hard to keep up with 3 screens sorry ) KATHY!!!! * ELK clears a shelf for Kathy Good going, kathy! i love camping with clark! Congratualtions, Kathy :) Congrats, Kathy. You know I loved that one yah, kathy! way to go kathy and I was sure you were, Wendy ;) Hi MISH!! Hi Misha :) me too LL hey, Misha, ya made it ;) congrats, Kathy :) onya sandy lol Crys Is Sandy Mc here? Sandy!! MISHA!!!!!!! Congrats, Sandy. Yay, Sandy! Yay, Sandy!! Yay, Congrats! yay sandy! yessss Hey kids :) SANDY!!!! Hi Misha Yay Sandy!!!! Good going Sandy... Yes, Sandy Nice one, Sandy Congrats Sandy! congrats Sandy way to go, Sandy! *** KathyB changes topic to 'Best Humorous: Love As A Blonde, by Sandy McDermin ' Great story Sandy! :-) yay sandy congrats Sandy! congrats Sandy! congrats, Sandy Don't believe Sandy made it tonight, do you? WE're waiting, Sandy apparently not. Bummer.... that's too bad. I don't see her name. Too bad.. no Sandy wegot here really late - could someone send me a copy of the log after we are done? Accepting on her behalf is CheifPam. Congrats, guys. You deserve it she's problably in the ladies room Hi Debra :) LOL lol, Linda! there are a few official loggers, mel, plus I'm sure many unofficial ones :) This is only 3rd category Deb...you didn't miss too much. hey mrs kingston :) Oh no, commercials. commericals.. ooooh i love them.. yeah but im presenting next i think Third category... and Kathy's had one win and one runner-up already yes you are, Mel :) commercial time Nice looking awards BTW... * Jenerator has to go ask joe how to turn up the volume here this is ridiculous hi gang. sorry to be a bit late LOL Wendy, thanks. I'm stunned! hi Laurie! LOL Dawn! Hi Laurie you shouldn't be, Kathy! i'm here with Peace... Hiya LOL on miranda bubble bath thanks Hi Laurie Where can I get some of this bubble bath? anyone wanna be my speechwriter? nancy and audrey declined :) they were fun to write great commercials -- I'm not fastforwarding through these!!! I need an orgasmic experience! LOL mmmmm.. yeah after the ceremony, we all will I think I got the sound fixed.. are we allowed to replay the commercials if we missed them by seconds? lol Aw geez, can't believe I almost missed the Miranda reference.... Go Mel! yeah, the idea came to me in the shower' wow, fast commercial break * PeaceEv chants "Debra Debra Debra" Hey Kathy! I had that one pegged to win! Congrats! i get all my ideas in the shower ;) Great ads! Yay, Sandy! which is why they're wet? Zoom, that's why I needed to know aout the restaurant. swapping limes ;) LOL Jen I figured, Joy ;) yay melissma's presenting um, yeah, so that's what they are calling it these days oops sp there.. sorry we're stalling.. hmmm where"s Mel :) she's on She's on... jinx :) there's mel :) ;-) excuse me while i have problems.. this category is getting to me! hehehe ;) sheila's award cert doesn't want to load ;-.) pinky link... It finally did, Wendy. Love the pic! I've got it Wendy...its..nicccceeee. I'm still trying who did the award certs for this event? well, congrats, sheila! Thanks. Hey, whatever happened to the Gorn? I wish I knew, Kathy... I loved her stuff Kathy, come back!! uh oh ;) uh, oh She fell from folcdom--abandoned us to move on to other things... :-( she started hating the show and left the fandom, last I heard anyway that's a shame She's just polishing up her award LOL *hating* the show?! LOL you're kidding re Kathy :) I came i late. Where do we find the award certificates?? re, Kathy! Re Kathyb re kathy I should think so too, Dawn! re Kathy re kathy argh! sorry about that :) well, at least she left us with some wonderful fic glad you made it back so quickly, kathy True Crys... she started hating it with Tempus Fugitive, don't know why What did I miss? It seemed like forever to me nle, they put the links up after they win nle , there is a link put up on nkerth, just click and follow I love Tempus this one was so difficult - Menolly, Sheila, Gorn, Kathy, Rat... just the list of nominees, kathy Not much Kathy Tempus fugitive was a favorite with most folcs But TF was great, Zoom! Mxy gets my vote--but then I'm way prejudiced...;-) These are some really great stories. Loved the Rubber Ducky ones. I couldn't believe this was the only category where Dayz were nominated. I know, I love it too, always a fave ep to me rats -- don't have that bookmarked on hubby's machine! Hmmmmm wohnder if that's a mistake, LOL Labby two! Whoo, go Mel! I loved Mxy too. I can't choose! * FlakeyDom recalls the very long posts on the subject mxy was awesome! I voted for Mxy :) oh boy, that's a tough category This is an amazing list of stories! very tough! Wow! demi, i thought this was supposed to be a secret ballot really tough! several of my favs were in this category, too. Mxy was fantastic, but Menolly's stuff ois so good It was really tough. it is, peace... choosing was horrible! They're all so good! drumroll * UnMisha can't even remember what she voted for - they're all good. ack Ord: It's the day of the ceremony.. pfft ;) oh NO!! a split oh man, netsplit too :P yikes oops lol OH, no, not now!!!!\ netsplit Yeah Anne! Oh god...got CheifPam... Go, Menolly! Menolly Runner-up! Great! nnoooooo congrats, Anne! Well done Anne What was that. We need Superman congrats! As I said yesterday when presenting the adjunct faculty of the year award, there are no losers in this category! * LoisLane listening to ricky martin yaya anne Yay Menolly! congrats!! Somebody tell Debra to wait!!!!!! oooo Yes for Menolly's... Congrats, Anne! That means we can have a celebratory drink next weekend! Congratulations, Anne Attagirl Anne! Yeah, Menolly storm moving in here, first one in a month or so... * LoisLane getting real nervous.. oh boy, i asked joe to fix the speakers and he decided instead to vaccuum around the back of the computers they got one in florida, debby * LoisLane has to present soon.. real nervous Yay!!!! Men... Sheila!!! Way to go! Congrats SHEILA!!! YES!!!!! yowowow Sheila!!!!! congrats Sheila!!! I think they lost the envelopes :) SHEILA!!!!! myeah SHEILA!! Two! hurrah, sheila yay, shelia! Congrats Sheila!!!! yay!!!!!!! woohooo!!! OH! Mxy! Yeah! Congrats Sheila ;) yeah - Sheila!! congrats, Sheila, I think my hubby voted for you Yes! congrats, Menolly and heila My favourite nfic! Yayyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!! SSShhhheeiilllaaaa!! Congrats, Sheila!! yay sheila Congratulations Sheila... one of my VERY favorite stories :) yay sheila Mxy *definitetly* is sensual!!! Congrats, Sheila! lol Sheila "Mxysplit" - The choice of sex therapists everywhere.. ! understatement, Nicky ;) congratulations Sheila!!! LOL Missy The plaques, ELK? Way to Go, Sheila! sheila, so when do get the nfic versions of the S6 ep? LOL... good one, Missy LOL Missy *** KathyB changes topic to 'Most Sensuous: Mxysplit/All Mixed Up by Sheila Harper ' LOL, Missy. BTW, did Fedex ever show up? congrats Sheila and Menolly Way to go, Sheila and Anne Very good job! she sounds like dean when he got the quilt.. ie: oh wow! ;-.) It's funny to leave *her* speechless!! ;-) we're looking forward to more from you, sheila ;) lol i cann't get into #nkerth--any ideas amazing job... anyone who can take something that out-oc-character, and keep it *in* character, is amazing :) what are you typing, Linda type /join #nkerth i have nancy and audrey here looking over my shoulder, and they say hi Hi Nancy and Audrey :) Thanks, Crys. That was the challenge of it. Hi Nancy and Audrey from Karen and Irene hi Aurdey and Nancy nancy is there??? Hi Nancy, Hi Audrey :) Oh, NO! Sheila, congrats again HI NANCY FROM ALEXIS! the bag gets heavier... * DonnaB gives Sheila a bear hug and bounces her up and down...shaking all the loose change out of her pockets... hi lori:) * Cheequie wishes I could insert a graphic of Dean streaking the awards... She said the characters were wrong, Wendy. Ladybiker, you got my vote * Demi picks up all the loose change lol deb LOL cheequie lol, debby LOL Debby! hee hee Like the streaking mental picture! hmmm... poor Rat how about dean in those black briefs from best men? now that is nice.. ;) a tie.. whoohoo well.... take a guess who's gonna win... Crystal, or Crystal, or maybe Crystal Congrats Crys!! WTG Crys! yay, crystal and sandy YAY!! congrats Crys and Sandy! Congratulations Crystal and Sandy yeah crys and sandy! =) Congrats, Crys!! thanks All :) Attagirl Crystal and Sandy congrats Crystal ;) yay ladyb Ladybiker!!!! congrats you two! I hope the presenters will present a log of this to the missing Sandy... Yay, LadyBiker! Congrats Lu! Congrats LadyB!!! way to go Ladybiker YESSSS! WTG LadyBiker :)) congrats Crystal! you go, biker chick! ;) *** KathyB changes topic to 'Best NextGen: :Love Finds a Way by LadyBiker ' congrats ladyb yay lady!! ladybiker.. yippee WTG LB Yay, LadyB! wow, congrats Ladybiker! congrats LB ;) I voted for that one And Crys and sandy too :) ooo, that color thing is cool congrats LB, Crys and Sandy YES!! There is a lot of stunning going around tonight... um... Kathy... color thing?\ thanks everybody :) That's because we're all stunning! Someone should kick those Trekkers out of the auditorium :) Labrat, ladybiker won! congrats LadyB thanks, lay for encouraging ladyiker shoot we last Wendy * LoisLane feels like i am going to faint! 2Cute, isn't it ;-) lol Sheila dag, the b's are sticking lol How'd you do the color, Donna? Labby LB Won!!! Darn. Oh, my! Congrats!! darn?? Write more, LB yay lady b! ack! joe got the volume working and LOUD! There is a little color button on my input screen that let's me change it... You now have NO choice, but to continue writing... I'm overwhelmed. My husband is reading over my shoulder laughing! :) :) ya know, LB, you COULD do a sequel. HMM. bet he'll be sorry, Jen I have one in the works, Joy. We would expect no less from you.. :) then he's in the perfect position for an elbow to the gut, biker ;) LOL Pam! LOL zoom that's better Well done Anne! lol Pam re Misha :) LOL, Zoom. I'm dancing around the room. Still. :) omg i just got my showbag.. yay! my lnc showbag re LabRat :) I couldn't get the smile off my face the first time I went back to UVA after reading that fic. i forget that mail arrives on a saturday in the US I keep gettin lagged. Who's LabRat10? Good luck, RR team thanks jen Mr. LR? alexis, can you please send me an email to confirm that? ok will do after the ceremony Still have any left Jen? ;) Belated congrats and thanks, LB! I did say at the time... :( yes, but they're all spoken for, donna What?!! email me and i'll put you on the list for any spares LabRat, you are the best! i'm still waiting on money for some of the showbags figured...I've got one but debated getting another just for the notebook.. hey, a round robin! another tie?!?! Like I said earlier, talent wins out! Doesn't need any encouragement. wow! congrats you guys! congrats RRs! Well, put me down as an alternate if someone flakes on ya. Congrats RR guys Yay, RR team!! congrats, guys Yea! Congrats, Julie way to go, Julie! Congrats to the RR crowd and Julie! Congrats all you winners! ;) email me donna *** KathyB changes topic to 'Best PrePilot: : Carry Me Back to Old Virginit y by chrispat, Mackteach, Nekanuq, TarynCain, and Zoomway ' Congrats RR's! wow another tie congrats, Julie congrats everyone Congratulations, RR group. Yay Sheila! Congrats RR'ers!!!! I love those. Congrats Jules! the song we are the champions just came on! congrats Julie! congrats ;) What'd I miss? Who won? WTG rr's :) Go zoom *** KathyB changes topic to 'Best PrePilot: A tie! : Carry Me Back to Old Virginit y by chrispat, Mackteach, Nekanuq, TarynCain, and Zoomway and :Is It Live...? by Julie Mack ' Speach Z ;) Oh, yeah! I love that RR Congratulations!! Labby, why are you on twice? Lab's got tech difficulties, right? I had to disconnect because I was lagged, Kath. Once out I can't get back in under my old nick. lol zoon! We Nfic FoLCs sure do love GROUPS, don't we snork grups are grrreat You know it, Missy ;) LOL missy LOL, ZOOM! Way to go, guys! I seem to remember you liking to spread yourself over groups, Missy ;-) with *this* group, is it a wonder? LOL zoom! lol @#$%, I wasn't looking LOL, zoom! Way to go with the Mic there, Zooms! ;) that was a touching speech, Zoom! Funny Zoom lol lol Zoom hah! Gotcha Zoom... lol zoom! Congrats.. Nle.. just what do you mean? can't imagine The only Group I'd ever be interested in is Sheila's version of Clark & Superman.. [KathR SOUND] LOL but then again, don't we all? LOL, me too! * zoomway puts Donna on a secret death list God that laugh makes me smile...;-) yum! Great job! Oh geez, couldn't you just thwap me with a snorkle?? lol Me, too. One of the best things about that Roseanne panel was hearing Dean laugh. * Melisma thwaps donnab with deans snorkle * Jenerator throws a clone of Dean's Snorkle®™ at DonnaB - BONK! - and it hits her on the head. * Jenerator keeps the original snorkle for herself I don't know Donna, you sound like you might like that! Wow, Julie, nice speech! that was nice... wish Julie coulda really been here :) phew, I get a break before I have to present sigh who are teh guys named in the certificate addresses? * FlakeyDom passes round a box of Flakes.... * DonnaB rubs the sore spot where Deb and Jen hit her... lol gimme, Dom Cadbury offered to sponsor the event thanks! I needed that thank, dom. i needed some chocolate :) * DonnaB enjoyed it though LOL Dom notice the new wrappers! Thanks Dom. Just what we needed you KNOW you wanna touch that spot donna... CHOCOLATE! yes! I did just get back from a ride. lol LOL, Dawn! Someone say Chocolate? lol dawn! LOL!!! lol * Jenerator gives LadyBiker a 6,8>Flake< Thank you, Jen! * Jenerator gives Ximemia a 4,1 Mars Bar Dom, I hope you'll have a good supply of Flakes for next weekend? LOL funny commericial I'd like one, too> hi xi Of course, I'll have to have a few in stock can i have chocolote i need to calm down here ROTFL i am a nervous presenter here Wait. Stop the presses. Condom ad! LOL!! chocolate i mean.. sheesh LOL capable of holding back super-sperm no doubt ;) Kal-El condoms! LOL! Oh, wow- just had a gander at the award plaques- those things are *NICE* lol hehehe but of course hehehe We might even have to have icecream so we can have more Flakes sprinked on em Chocolate, rides, and condoms... why does this all seem so appropriate? yumm Aren't they great Mish? take ages to load, though, Misha who designed those plaques? they are nice ;) Go Wendy! * Jenerator gives PeaceEv a 12,4Clark bar Haven't looked at mine yet. I'm too excited just to *be* here. Apparently the creator of those plaques wishes to remain anonymous. :) I asked as well. * DonnaB LOVES Flake bars!!! * FlakeyDom grins...next year we should have best use of the advertised products in an nfic re Pat ;) Well, I kind of expected that, Wendy- my connection is a complete pain. LOL does anyone in th states know where to get a flake bar? Boston. you can get them in some specialty stories, Joy I believe that Trader Joe's used to have them Joy, try a search on Yahoo, and see if there are any distributors here in the US DC. * LoisLane wants a Clark Bar really bad right now! ;-.) LOL Wendy! I found some in a store in Columbus OH Wendy! as in Washington DC. LOL, Wendy! At one point, I used to have a 'sightings' list of them ROTFL You can get them in a few specialty shops. Mxy again, the minx! thanks, I'll check it out. livin lavita Clark Poor me? Why? Geez, another tough category. Congrats, Crys! One of my favs. Sheila!!!!! YEY! Sheila, congrats! :)) Congratulations Sandy and Crys! congrats, shelia Yahoo!! Sheila!!! Oh. Thought that was the winner! Go, Sheila! Yay Sheila!! Sheila - wow! Congrats!! Sheila!! Yay Sheila! Sheila cleans up!!! congrats sheila yay sheila I'm losing track. Congrats Sheila !! wow, congrats! ONE MORE TIME with Feeling! Yay, Sheila! YAY!!!!!!!!!! yay, sheila :) Sheila needs to clear a *room* out! Clark's livin' la vida lois So next year, we have the "Sheila Awards" ? Yippppeeeee!!!!!!!!!! LOL lol Congrats! lo enuf Wendy yay sheil!!!! hee hee yeah wnedy!! Darn! Aw, shucks. Talent wins out, LB Come on Wendy livin lavita lois.. sung by Clark Kent she's trying to kill us WOW Sheila! Congratulations!! Yay!! SHEILA Sheila!!!! SHEILA! yay, shelia!! ALRIGHT!!! Sheila!!! LOL WTG!! YAY!!!!! congrats, Sheila!! Go, Sheila! Yes!!!! SHEILA SHEILA SHEILA!! Congrats Sheila ;) WTG!! Wow! WTG Sheila!!! Woohoo!!! LOL! Wendy, you crack me up! Hello!!! Sheila is runner up to herself!!!!!! SHEILA!!! YYAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY wheeeee!!!! wowwow Congrats Sheila what did you win on WTG Sheila i love that story.. yay!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sheila, Goddess of Everything!!!!! Yayyyy!!!!!!! Shelia!!! Congratulations, Lady Biker * Missytoo tosses Kal El Condoms up in the air in congratulations gomgomgom? LOL... great sheila... that story is in a class by itself... you know that :) *** KathyB changes topic to 'Best Original Idea: :Mxysplit/All Myxed Up by SHEILA HARPER ' Quick, someone give her a drink ;) OOO great loved it Thanks. Oh, no, Labbie got booted again! Laura! Hi No...that was me from 10 mins ago, LB. yay, shelia!! lol been meaning to read if for ages -- guess I'll HAVE to pick it up Did I miss the entire awards ceremony? I just got home ;-( Oh, good. Slow, here. lol!! what are you waiting for nle? wow lab you must REALLY have been lagged!! screwing up? huh... Let's hear it for EDITORS! LOL Sheila! TIME Laurie! Nope, not yet Laura congrats Laurach, no, but you've missed a good bit... good choice of words there sheila... I was. 3 times. yeah.. LOL LOL RoTFLMAO lol lol sheila LOL, sheila LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!11 Ha! LOL LOL, Sheila LOL sheila!!!! lol lol oh no! LOL lol ROTFL lmaooaoaoaoaoaoaoa Yay, Sheila ... great speech :) * OrdLaurie passes a glass of water to sheila lol Does someone need to call FedEx to get Sheila's palques home? Thanks, guys. but um, it's syracuse water lol LOL! * PeaceEv takes the water from Laurie and splashes it over Sheila to wake her up \ Wow! thank you sheila... I think you realize we all LOVED that story :) What you got against Syracuse water, Laurie? lol just wanted everyone to know you took it from me for real, not cyberly Well, I was hoping you guys would like it :) Hi Annie!! Hey Annie! We like you. We really like you! hi Annie Hey Annie :) Hi Annie hi Anne! Hi Peace, LabRat, Misha, Chris, Kathy. re Misha LOL, LadyB Hi Anne and Crys!! Hey Annie :) Annie!!!!! hi Annie Hi Annie :) good to see you :) Yay! Jeagan!!!!!!! Yay Jennifer! Yay Jen congrats jennifer! cool :) Congrats Jen! WTG Jen Someone give her the other envelope. lol Is she stunned too? Lag time? I think she's lagged ... LOL Oh man, what timing!!! LOL Hi Laurach, Eileen :) lol Go, Pam! * KathyB is ROTFL Sheila!! AOL bombed me! Congrats!!!!!! YAYYYY congrats ladies! Peace & Piper RULE! Congrats Peace and Piper!!!! congrats Peace ;) Congrats Peace!!! Yay Peace and Piper!!! Yeah P&P! Congrats you both!! Poor Alexis in her moment of glory, LOL Congrats Peace and Piper! Yay! My favourite! Congrats, guys! Congrats Peace and Piper Congrats * OrdLaurie congratulates peace who is sitting behind her! *** KathyB changes topic to 'Best New Krypton nFic: 2The Heir: Healing by Peace and Piper ' awwww re wendy! ;) congrats Peace and Piper Welcome back Wendy. Rough night, eh? had to change servers wow.... way to go! re Wendy! went from London to Washoington in 10 secs - faster than Clark! Re Wendy -- thanks :) lol, wendy lol, Wendy Pretty good, Wendy LOL Wendy I've hopped between NY, Washington, San Diego and Las Vegas so far. hi doug! Crys, you made it!! :) wow... gives new meaning to the word lagged :P~~ yep pam, hubby decided to trash the trip to danville... too much to do this weekend :) Hi Crys!!!!!!!!! And you were so looking forward to it, Crys Hi Anne cryssie, danville, va? yuppers :) that's where I am OK had to come in here and congratulate my wife.. ;) good for you :) Thanks sweetie re S! give her a hug for us, Karl :) this is another hard one re Susanna reeeee * PeaceEv cyber-kisses her husband :) Good thign Laurie is there, or we'd be seeing nfic right on channel ;) lol Kathy I'm sure Karl is her biggest fan, right? well, it is an nfic channel bucket of cold water for the Ks? LOL Kathy! Heehee! Awwww ;) karl is downstairs not up her ewith us oh boy.. you guys are naughty! :) Well, considering that he's in the garage and I'm in the computer, you can just hang onto that coldwater! in the computer room that is Yeah...don't want to short out the computer.. ;) Yep.. I'm in the garage... lol ohhh... karl... what did you do? not bad enough for the dog house, I suppose... but the garage??? SHEILA!!! AGAIN! Yay, Sheila! way to go, shelia Yay Sheila is this one Demi? Yea! Sheila!! :) * cryssie gives sheila a hug... you deserve it :) YES!!! DEMI! Sheila...you are gonna need a room! Demi!!!!!!!\ Demi! Congrats, Demi!! Wheeeee!!!!! Good one!!!! Yay Demi!!! Congrats Demi!!! congratulations to both!!! Yayyyyyy!!!!!!!! yay, demi Yes, Demi! *** KathyB changes topic to 'Best Elseworlds: Heaven's Prisoner's by Demi ' congrats Demi sheila, hope you have a large van to carry home all those plaques Yippee and Yeah to you both! diddo Missy Loved HP! ok if you don't mind, I'm outta here.. I'm terribly outnumbered.. ;) Okay, sweet :) * PeaceEv kisses her hubby -- see you You're our token guy Karl... Karl you wussy ;) Oops... darn missed him shoot, not quick enough... Doug is here, he's a guy lolKarl Ops..sorry. Yay Doug guy(s) Congratulations Demi! re Rhen :) Don't know Doug... That was great Demi :) Clapping for Demi re nle Thanks :) for not having any words, that was beautiful Demi :) i know I havent kept up, but congrats on those winning ... I voted for some of those winning :) What timing! the first fic I read!!! Mazel Tov Demi! congrat Demi Who's Doug? (nick wise that is...) just no words? not stunned? lol KathyB Celebrate Jeagan Appreciation Day!!!! [Demi SOUND] * DonnaB hugs Demi and bounces her up and down to get Sheila's change back... LOL!! Hey! DOnna.. I needed that! lol lol LOL ROTF! cute that one wa for you, labby Ta! o...kay... lol I have a feeling the Ferret is gay.. LOLLLLLLLLLL ROTFLMAO... ROTFLMAO... who knew... He's just soooooo....... sensitive.. no, but evidentally Louie is their version of ralph LOL Joy Kathy we've got problem Sheila isn't really here lol uh-oh... lol there's been a major split and she can't get back on nkerth] Sheila's still on the Dallas server. I wondered E...she hasn't said boo... you mean in case she wins yet another...! well, that sucks! Zoom is there too no she a presenter well, blacksburg VA is long gone... trust me on this one ;) oy heavy net night, eh? Where's the auditorium techie? thanks for letting me know ... we're on it! I am using aol's server. me,too me too I'm on DC... I *like* saying that... ;-) Did she try "St Louis" Me, too. I think. lol or "San Diego" when you are the only one sitting in a channel, chances are you are split ... hence, there are two of me today ;) cute Donna :-D Yah Zoom!! Zoomster has been recovered... re zoom :) Sounds like an alternative universe thingy, doesn't it. and sheila's on her way re Sheila Phew... Whoa buddy...missed ya. Wonder if there are the same winners in the alternate channels re sheila :) lol, dom welcome back sheila!! 're Sheila Her server crashed under the weight of all those nKerths. ;) Thought you'd fainted from that last double win... re sheila So are Sheila & Demi actually in the same universe? LOL... no doubt labbie :) supersheila Or are they really the same person? She mxysplit! ;-) LOL lol lol LOL Donna! ohhh.. that's bad Donna ever see them together Missy? LOL most everone else showing on this channel is lagged and split Oh no... there they go ;) oh, oh uh-oh... argh!!! Yikes! oops again oh there goes the party! wo... BIG Split! it's like screen barf Major bummer... Hold on to your hats,FoLCs .. it's the BIG ONE!! ;) 'anybody still here??? Of all the nights for this to happen Screen barf.. Now there's a scary thought! No!!!! I am, I think wow... love it... I'm here Chris!! wait? what a ride... Hi Chris!! wooo ha oh boy Wait Sheila, people are making it back! D'you think this is a 7.0 on the netsplit scale? Hi Chris!! I need a wav of jimmy saying "what a rush" lol, dom LOL Dom Hi everybody! :-) Dom!!!! Half the audience bombed off... a lot of what went were seconds Hi Chris! hi my 'other' id went yeah, we're going to wait just a few minutes, see if we can get people back never saw so many signoffs in my LIFE Guys, sorry. I'm being dragged off to dinner. I gotta go. Lab, I've got my fingers crossed for you. Got to go to post-awards party early, friend. Bye! By Lady! and congrats probably never been on a channel wtih 60 people before in your life. Bye Lady -- congrats! Bye...congrats again! Bye, LB! Congratulations! You deserved it! the regular kerths! bye lady re Dawn :) Bye Lu LOL true! didn't we hava around 100 sometimes? * OrdLaurie passes sheila a city of metropolis anti smoking fan (like in man of steel bars) Night LB :) Congrats! We escaped this at the last Kerths, thank goodness Thanks, Laurie! I've got to go too. I said I'd be home in 10 minutes, but I have a 30 minute drive. Good luck, everyone Has anyone seems Mindy on CNN today. I saw it twice. They mentioned her breakup to DC too. yes, thank goodness Kathy!! Nite, Joy! Night, all. I'll read all about it tomorrow! At least this time I stayed with the ops Could the people in nkerth repeat some of the last winners good idea, Sue Annie, no, haven't watched tv today. LOL Sheila yes, most of us split away when Alexis was talking how many more mxysplit jokes can we think of...? No I missed it evil, Zoom! cruel...but so true OK, a recap of winners ... Best Vingnette: **Until Day Breaks and Shadows Flee by Kathy Brown (KathyB) lol, zoom LOL Anne! no, it's true, Alexis was awarding the NK story and that's the last thing I saw lol Anne! LOL Anne :-) way to go anne! Best Dramatic: **Heaven's Prisoners by Demi and Shot in the Dark by Sheila Harper stick to your story zoom ;) hey Chris ;) yeah, we'll back you up Hi, Eileen :-) It's true, nle Best Humorous: **Love as a Blonde by Sandy McDermin nice -- getting a free story here Most Sensuous: **Mxysplit/All Mixed Up by Sheila Harper (sharper) Kathy, tell us who got runner up and winner for NK and elseworld Anne - KLTPZTXM! Best Next Gen **Love Finds a Way by LadyBiker ok wendy! Hello All What's up Everyone?????? good try Wendy Best PrePilot, a tie: **Carry Me Back to Old Virginity by chrispat, Mackteach, Nekanuq, TarynCain, and Zoomway The short saga of Mxy... Go get'm Demi! and **Is It Live...? by Julie Mack wow! Best Original Idea: **Mxysplit/All Mixed Up by Sheila Harper (sharper) Wow! Erk! Geez...is it a stomach virus?? That was kind of scary. re all! * Missytoo is getting dizzy holy moly ?? and why am I "2" oy more people yay! HEY ALL yey! ===>> CURRENTLY PRESENTING IS SHEILA FOR "BEST FIRST TIME REWRITE" <<==== good lord i pity anyone reading the logs they seem to be back over on nkerth but not talking yet We hope! does this mean that we can go back to the awards now ?? [zeri SOUND] yaya dawan's back glad I'm on AOL for Once thanks, sheila nah the logs will prolly be cleaned up they're still lagged hey i was presenting! i didn't get to say the winner of my category :( Welcome back! Not anymore, Alexis .. that was like an hour ago YES! We're back together! Hi Gary :) Don't be to happy Laurach--AOL bombed me big time right in the middle of Sheila's last award... Can we have a repeat summary pls? well i got kicked off.. sorry :( that's not fair.. :( Pam did for you So where'd you guys all go when you weren't here?? cyberspace? altuniverse? * LoisLane very sad :( Into the 5th dimension NLE Welcome back FoLC * LoisLane smiles because at least she announced something ;) and got to say her spiel.. ;) Hi, Labrat 10, are you Labrat? I am indeed. Or at least I was the last time I looked. Is there more than one?? Ack! I know, Donna. Frightening thought. lol ;) oh, oh, another *very* tough category!!! No they broke the mold with Labrat, there is only one ooo amen! Gorn! Great story Yay Gorn! great :) CR!!!!!! That was my first first-timer... yay! My all time favorite story! Gorn is terrific! Got me hooked on nfic... Oh, yeah! Cool Gorn wish she were here! is this show almost over?? One of the first nfics that I read--got me k\hooked on the genre ;) mine too, Donna... my firstest Nfic ever... it's what hooked me ;) alexis! I think a lot of people got hooked by Gorn :) me too peabody! my first nfic, too then I was lost! well i am sad.. sorry me too 1st nfic she wasn't my first nfic, but she was my first fave nfic Congrats Gorn :-) i didn't get to present becauseof the stupid internet! How is your writing coming, Labrat? I've not talked to you in ages!!! dammit! wish she'd written more KATHY!!!! Yah.. well, it was the only one I could get to... L*C nfic was so darn protected back then that just finding it was a major accomplishment! onya kathy! Yay!!! YAY KathyB Yaayyyyyyy!!!!!! wowowwoooowwww kathy! again! Yay Kathy!!! YAY Kathy!!!!!! Kathy!!!!! Yay, Kathy!!!!! Way to go, Kathy!!! :-) great, Kathy!!! WTG!!! Great, Kathy :) My second first-timmer!!! Congratulations Kathy! :)) Yay kathy yay kathy whoohooo!!!!!! congrats, Kathy!! did we lose topics on the channels? Archaiviation!!!!!!!!! congrats :) Way to go Kathy! Cool beans... KATHY!!!!!!! WOOHOO! woohoo kathy!!! WTG Kathy! nope, they're there, Jen Yeah Kathy i can't see them at all After reading everything you had out last summer, I've been away since grad school classes started. Lets all Give Thanks! LOL X Yaaayyy kathy! Kathy, Winners certainly deserved the nod! * Wendymr thinks kathy and sheila are competing for the 'who can win most awards' nKerth * DonnaB waves smelling salts under KB's nose... YYYYYIIIPPPPPEEEEEE Kathy won! lol Wendy sorry for the nick change... you wouldn't believe the IMs I get at that nick, though :P~~~ so kathy and sheila better get busy writing more to be eligible for next year Gotta go, FoLCs ... family stuff. Congratulations to *all* the winners. :-) :-) Bye , Chris by chris! lol laurie Bye Chris! bye Chris night Chris :) bye Chris! Goodnight :-) hi chris, bye chris byeeeeeeee nite chris Congrats, kathy!! OK, I still can't get in nkerthawards wow, thanks everyoen!! bye chris it's nkerth, rash RAsh - type /join #nkerth DAWN-who are the guys named in the awards? Great Kathy Rash, just #nkerth its just #nkerth Rash *** KathyB changes topic to 'Best First Time Nfic: Winners, by Kathy Brown ' Chris, I didn't know you were here! too late...sotry of my life Thanks guys. I'll try it. * MagsClone hugs Kathy! Yaaaaaaayyyy!!!!! who won best Krypton? I missed it in the lag peace and piper! I missed that one, too Thanks S! I think we all missed that one :) Is this Kathy the editor? me? At your service :) yes, and Kathy the great writer ;) Congrats, either way. I'm just trying to get my bearings. Been away too long. aww, shucks, Wendy Yes, but Kathy the editor is also Kathy the award winning writer the nKerth winner! Kathy the nkerth award winning writer Hiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Maggie!!!! look out for a great new story from Kathy coming your way soon hi maggie Maggie! Thank God!!!!!! Maggie!!!!!! Amen to that!! Well, I've always know the great writer part. I only had personal dealings with her as a general editor for L&C archives ages ago. * PeaceEv wonders who is MagsClone? Mags! Wow, n ow that is good timing, Mags!!!! you guys my electricty JUST came back!!! Yay LABBY!!! Yayy!!! LABRAT!!! congrats Labby yay ratty!! Hooray! Go, Rat! Yeah, Lab!!! Yea LabRat!!! Yes lab Yah! Yay LAbbie!! Yay, LabRat! Great story, LabRat! Congrats Labrat yea rat! way to gop, LABBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!! :) Yeah rat! wtg labby Contgrats Lab!!!!! yay Lab!!!! ;-.) Congrats, Labby. knew I loved it! Congrats Labby! Maggie, your power company is run by FoLCs apparently!!! congrats labbie!!!!!!! What? Oh....gosh! * Kaethel79 starts a wave for LabRat :) That was an amazing rewrite... I loved it... even if I had to wait WEEKS for the second half ;) i have lois' "oy" wav for my ping and when i'm not on a channel, it sounds like she's having FUN! * PeaceEv joins the wave! [Jenerator SOUND] [Jenerator SOUND] [Jenerator SOUND] [Jenerator SOUND] like hat Congrats DEMI!!!! Awright! YESSSS! Congrats Demi! :) Yay Demi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Alright, Demi! lol Yes Demi DEMI!!! Congrats!! yea Demi!!! Yay Demi!!! Yay, Demi!!! DEMI!!!!!!!!!! DEMI!! yaya demi, my fellow canuck !!! Another multiple winner! Wow... congrats, Demi!!!!!! speech! wowowo Yay, Demi!!!! Good goin' congrats to both winner and runner up both great stories Congrats Demi!!! this was my favourite, have to admit LOL... I see who wins here before it's announced... weird feeling :) Congrats to Labrat and to Demi! hey can anyone tell me who won in the category that i was presenting? Congrats Demi and rat!! *** KathyB changes topic to 'Best Episode Rewrite: 2And the Answer Isn't by Demi ' love that bit where he floats her over the coffee- table lol Demi Alexis we all want to know that NK? ok.. i am glad i'm not the only one.. LOL She does realize we don't need deep yes lol Kathy hee hee Piper won, I think Peace and Piper The Heir oh okay thanks um, this is nfic, of wow demi... that was beautiful :) Great Demi lol! Thanks, guys! Nicely put, Demi! of course we want deep fornfic... Thanks everyone :) yeah i agree i loved your speech demi ooo tag on! Great Demi! umm... fornfic? how about the next category after nkrypton elseworlds who won that I think she meant for nfic yeah who? Great speech, Demi! Practicing for your Emmy or Oscar someday ? foreign fic....? f-o-r n-f-i-c elseworlds was heavens prisoners, wasn;t it? LOL What categories did you miss? New Krypton? I thought she meant "pornfic" is that like when L&C go out of the country? I think that sums it up Deb! ;-) Melisma I thought fornication right away of course thanks LOL congrats Demi LOL, rash... that words too funny isnt it Cyrssie Congratulations, Demi ! New K winner was **The Heir: The Healing by Peace and Piper well now i know where your mind is rash Runner up and Winner for Elseworlds were: *Faster Than A Speeding Bullet by Sheila Harper (sharper) **Heaven's Prisoners by Demi and elseworld, Kathy? Isn't that where it's supposed to be? It was the last time I was on here many moons ago! FTASB runner up, HP winner LOL... that's the truth Mags :) hee hee.. supermags true! Glad you made it here, Mags! the first kerth we had, I had an electrical storm... I was in tears! Wow, Kathy! I didn't know that! :( Thank you Kathy for the clarification you didn't? Sheila? LOL! Congrats agian! :) What's a "tag on" story? added to the end of an episode No, that was when we were split. she's just explaining it Regina is that you? Hi, Eileen, yep it's me! I didn't hear anything after Alexis announced the runner up. how's it going ;)? Hi Regina! I didn't recognize you either! Hello! That's where I got lost, too, sheila heheh well um you know is right! ;) Hello all. I just rejoined the mailing list yesterday Ditto Pat and Sheila.. lol mags Lol RAsh -- I thought you were Rashid! thought it was AOL but maybe it was the netsplit... Glad you're back, REgina me too, Peace! Hey, Peace. I've been mistaken for him before I think it was netsplit, Donna hi Nan! hi Nan hi nan hey marine mom Thanks, Peabody. Who are you or do I know you from b4? Hi Nan!!! :) Hi everyone. Hi NAN Hi Nan Hi Nan :) Hi Nan! :) Hey Nan sorry to be late I'm Pat, Regina, I know you from the old list hi Nan Gee, this is taking almost as long as a real awards show... ;-) Hi, Pat. Nice to "see" you again! Hi, Regina! well .. it *is* a real awards show! LOL Anne, yes!! LOL good point there Anne ;) Yipee Demi! I'm sorry--you're absolutely right! Yay Demi! Yay Demi!!!! and dont ouou forget Hey, Sheila...congrats on your many awards. Doesn't surprise me at all. Congrats, Demi!! demi again :) congrats, Demi!!! congrats Demi Wheee Demi! hall right demi go Demi! ;) Congrats, Demi!!!! :) Thanks Yay Demi! Thanks, Regina :) Congrats!!!!! Congrats, again, Demi! YAY! whoa Demi again! I meant a *network* awards show...;-) this is the net, hence a network awards show Demi Again yippie lol it's all Cool Donna ...and we are better than any ole network Well, some shows are on ABC, this one is on IRC ;P Well, get your terminology right, Donna! Demi, Sheila and KB are all going to have to add rooms on their homes... LOL Tara's here, too Hi, Demi... hi tara give up Donna you cant win. hi Tara hi Tara Too Oh thanks gang...just gang up on me!! Congratulatins, Demi Hi Tara :) LOL Hi Tara! LOL donna knows we're messing with her ;) come on.... why arent you writing, nan and tara Tara says hi Okay, Mags, the suspense has built already!!!! MAGS ok, now we thwap maggie Tara, the original list mom? aaaarrrrhhhhhh!!!! we wanted to see the nkertsy * Melisma hits her over he head * Wendymr grabs rthe envelope nkerths arrgh tells us already!!!!! Congrats, Labrat!!!! * RAsh and runs with it Go Labby, go!!! Congrats! :)) Congrats, LABBY YAAAYYY!!!! YES!!!!! RAT Yay, Rat! WTG Labbie!!! Woohoo! yeayaya lab Wooo.wooo wooo...Labby! Congrats Lab!!!! onya rat! Labrat!! cool LABRAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!! YAY LABBIEE yowie!!!!, LB!!! Ratty!!!! YAY Labbie!!! yeah rat Yay Rat!!! Wahooooooo!!!!!! YAY LABRAT!!!!!!!!!! Congratualtions Labby! * Melisma starts the wave for rat YAAAYY LOVED IT LAB Congrats LR ;) Alright Labrat! COngrat again! way to go labby Way to go, Labby!!! :) Congratulations!!!! way to go!!! speak don't squeak Whoah!!! I had my money on Demi! Yay, Labby!! GORATGOGORAT GO alright!!!!! congrats, Ratty! ;) Congrats, Labrat Hurray....another toast to make next weekend Thanks guys! Congrats Labby! Lab.. S&S was amazing! No way! except labRat can't come * Jenerator wonders where the other 9 labrats are? Speech!! Speach LOL Oh...hey, i have to make a speech. Forgot. Well, we can toast anyhow lol RATTTY, i told ya so... Don't be shy Rat The cat with 9 lives got them, Jen oh yeah, a speech!! :) Jen, they're all in their cages trying get the bottle of champagne open hee hee ;) well, get out of that cage and up on stage! lol A general UK writers toast more, lab LOL * zoomway increases the BP med for Ratty LOL Lab LOL We could call her and pop the champagne LOL OMG, I just looked at the program .. we still have 4 more categories and 2 more commerical breaks to go * supermags faints from getting electricity back to running on stage to tripping on her way down those pesky backstage steps lol that'd be nice hehehe wow (?) did she read Dean's script? yeesh hee hee Hi MIssy! * Melisma calles bernie so he can tune in for RATs speech lol Lab Dean's script? for what? ;) What a great time to rejoin the list and find this going on...I must've been doing something right. yeah and pretty important categories too he says "wow" a lot hello! hmm dean's script.. me thinks of a lot hey barb! charlotte who loves revelations hey, its the waffys!! Hi Waffys! Hey, Maggie, I had to hold back the mob ... suspense was an understatement ;) yes he does Hi Barb :) LOL rat!! hi barb! Hi Barb... Hi, Barb! How's Jon? lol Labby Jon's in the shower....:} Yeah, are both Waffys there? lol, LR! lol! okay, what's a "git"? ;) He wasn't nominated, so it's just me...:} Great, Labby! You deserved it! Oopss...hope he isn't using Westerman products... missed you all Yay Lab! dirtball, Zoom? something like that * Melisma applauds ratty's speech, er, stutter, er, yeah, speech dunno, but "get" is a bad word in UK... Coast Soap & Suave combined shampoo & conditioner...:} Nice to have you back, Barb yes.. the beatles used it a lot.. well john did! Barb!!! change the winner topic! ;) * ESPMissy begins to understand the significance to "Get Back" yep.. hee hee Thanks, Peace - and congrats! Sorry we couldn't make the wedding, but we didn't know about it until the day after! (I'm *very* behind on reading.....) I havea to say something or get kicked off. What wedding??? oops -- sorry about that, Barb Did you see the pictures? * DonnaB pumps Rat's hand enthusiastically all the way across the Atlantic.. I did Yey! Regina, I just married Kal-El *THE* wedding! :) how many commerical breaks are left again? was it the first internet live wedding? in Real Life, Peace?!? Cool! beautiful ceremony i might add. =) * WAFFyBarb happens to think hers & Jon's was *THE* wedding, but.... Two more commercial breaks, including this one Hey, who was runner up on best Elsewhere? yes, regina. i recognized karl immediately today from the pics Yeah, and I missed it. Darn! lol, super strength Viagra! And online, Regina :) She invited us all to the wedding chat channel! In real life and in the chatroom too :) ew Sheila was, TerriAnn Hey, Pam! thanks * Melisma has jpg in mind of donna's long arm reaching across the atlantic... or all across the atlantic she keeps shaking ratty's hand - woah long handshake! i dunno, best wedding i ever got married at was my own to joe i don't think superman needs that! ;) Yeah, it was a blast! ROTFLMAO! Like I said, I've been off mail since August. Had a good turn out too--almost as many as here... Glad you feel that way, Jen! :} lol LOL!! * PeaceEv points people to logs and pictures of the wedding: www.servtech.com/~kkingsto/wedding/ They hired someone to type in the ceremony ... I think we had more guests here than they did at the church. LOL lol and welcome.to/kingston.hope.wedding/ :) do ya'll see the commercial? No wonder rat writes nfic so well * DonnaB props up her arm with the other hand--It's a stretch... it was fun being at a wedding sitting at home wearing shorts I wish I'd been there, Peace... Kathy, about the same number, actually Makes the reception easier too...the guests bring their own food and drink ,g> it read very beautifully..... ROTFLMAo about the asabi commericial Asabi??? You guys I have *never* been so happy to see you in my life!! :o) yeah the body exchange Asabi from 1st season - Lex's henchman hey, I've finally got a reasonably decent ed of MIRC, but I can't get the "type here" line to go to double or triple spacing - anybody know how? commericial.. very funny! * supermags bows before the goddesses of Fanfic (with a wink to the God of Electrons) Can I change for somebody 30 years younger? >>>> Next up, Best Nfic Revelation <<<< wow jen's fast! Tara: Can I exchange w/a supermodel? whoohoo it's called a prepared script, Alexis i know.. i had one too Yay, LabRat! :) yay lab!! yey Labby! it was just my first time.. hehehe Congrats Labbie! While we're at it, travel back in time to become Gabrielle what's her name or the country singer? But most of us pasted slowly LarRat again!! Wow Lab great again way to go Labby yeah rat! Yay, again, Rat! so i was nervous Whoa! Again. YAY Lab!! Thanks! * ESPMissy wants a body... one about 32 years old.. with nice muscles and a nice smile.. Yay Lab again!! Yea, Gorn!! oh gorn... Congrats Labby ! a great story :) Congrats rat :) Contrats to Gorn yay Labbie * Melisma sighs sadly Yay!!!! My all time favourite. Go, Gorn!!! hmmmm Alright... Wow, congrats, again, Gorn... i hope gorn would be pleased i wanted to meet her... Oh Gorn, where are you? *** KathyB changes topic to 'Best Nfic Revelation: A Consummate Revelation by Gorn ' Hope someone can get a hold of her and tell her... Is Gorn not on here? Great story! oops yaya gorn She's not here ... not even in FoLCdom anymore congrats onya gorn I knew she wasn't into L&C much anymore Has anybody even *seen* Gorn in a couple of years.... But it is a classic nfic. :) LOL whoever you are? so sad that Gorn isn't in Folcdom anymore! What a great writer! i woulda voted for that one, if i'd voted inthese awards I don't think she does L&C anymore... as we were saying before, at least she left us some beautiful stories to remember her by :) Yes she did, Cryssie.... I talked her into putting some unfinished L&C fic up about a year and a half ago but all her addys seem to have changed since then... you didn't vote, Jen?? I wonder is she's still into Trek? no, barb, she hates L&C, she hasn't been in the fandom for quite a while :( * CryssieW thwapps Jen... you didn't vote for me... sniffle!! Nooo... i'm SO behind in my reading kathy, i didn't think it would be fair to vote when i haven't read all the stories Have to say ditto there Jen... Hey, Zoom, how are you and yours? Maybe with a little encouragement, we could twist her arm enough to finish that series she started... congrats, Labby and Gorn!!! :) re Jac :) i didn't vote either because of that looks like we just lost Washington is someone in contact with her to let her know she won? Thanks, Helene! * ESPMissy is wanting to convince Zoom to finish one also.. * WAFFyBarb is in the same boat as Jen - reading is *SO* far behind it's not funny..... I'm learning that keeping two nicks is very handy during splits ;) yeah * FlakeyDom got very confused over what this category meant is someone going to tell us what the euphemisms are in each case? oh, m'dear, you know I'm a delicate flower who nevah writes nfic ;) Exactly....? I hope batter up wins--it really used euphemisms. ah catch phrases? that's the one I voted for, too, Sheila! is that what that means? Can I say I loved "Batter Up" even if I wrote on it? yes, Missy I thought The Nutmeg Room would have made it in here I don't think anyone knew what this category meant ..so voting was interesting, I'm sure! re charlotte I re-read it during the voting.. and it made me laugh and swallow my gum, all at the same time.. This was Zoom's kind of nfic. ;) LOL exactly Xim bye, everyone, I'm off to bed I didn't think you were a euphemist KB...;) lol xi neither did I, donna ;) no burrowing gophers or raisens ;) lol I didn't know*I* was one, Donna Yah..just saw that one Sheila... Me neither.. We should have listed what the euphemisms were i haven't read it but i sure love that title.. Undressed Rehearsal.. Mmmm.. ;-.) yeah like 'Mr Happy' :( Knowing that they were would have been useful Captain Sparkey? Definitely should have defined the euphemisms... oh well Alexis, that's a Dean and Teri nfic ;) Well, Undressed Rehearsal was Teri & Dean not L&C Yeah Sheila@ Go Sheila!! Maybe next year :) er.. SHEILA!!! Again! YAY SHEILA! @=! Whoo, Sheila?! ahoo okay yay sheila!! Yay, Sheila Congrats, Sheila, a classic! alright sheila Good God Wahoo... LOL Sheila .. congrats, I think again... Attagirl Sheila Congrats Sheila! How many is this now? * PeaceEv thinks I should just make a popup for that! Alright Sheila good for you so is this an lnc/teri and dean awards show? LOL Congrats, sheila What does this make? 10? CONTRATS, KATHYB!!! KATHY!!! Wahoo...again! ok, KB!!!!!! I just wish I knew what euphemisms I used! KATHY!!!!! Yeah, Kathy!!!! OMG I LOVE THAT STORY!!! YAYAY!!!! WTG!! Kathy!!!!! Congrats Kathy! :)) Yay, KATHY!!!!!! HEY KATHY!!!!!!!! Yay, Kathy! WHOOHOO KATHY!!!!!!!!!!! Kathy!! Camping! One of the first nfics I ever read... Way TO GO Kathy! cool Kathy Yay Kathy and Sheila!! Congrats Kathy ;) wow kathy :) One of my favorites, too Spewing is a euphemism too.. i agreee that fanfic got me started reading fanfic I wasn't sure what euphamisms were, so I just picked my favorite story CwC is a classic cangratulations Kathy !!! so..... kathy, what were your euphamisms? That was one of my favourites Kathy has no idea lol LOL Kathy.. and spewing water.. i bet I'd love to know what the emphamisms where for all of them. * supermags starts the ~~~~~K a T h Y b W a V e ~~~~~~ we know what they were in Gary Rudick's story Well, there's a new thread for the nfic list * Melisma joins mags ~~~~~K a T h Y b W a V e ~~~~~~ OMG, you guys, I'm laughing so hard right now ~~~~~K a T h Y b W a V e ~~~~~~ LOL Kathy LOL LOL Whoever nominated them should tell us what they were lol ~~~~~K a T h Y b W a V e ~~~~~~ ~~~~~K a T h Y b W a V e ~~~~~ ~~~~~K a T h Y b W a V e ~~~~~~ Jeez, Kathy, just mince around those words, why don't you ? <> now we all want to know the secret of your euphemisms * Demi hangs a string of party lights out for ˇ.*°*.ˇ.*°*.ˇ.*° * 4 KathyB *°*.ˇ.*°*.ˇ.*°*.ˇ.*°*.ˇ.*°*.ˇ.*°*.ˇ.*°* 10 KathyB *°*.ˇ.*°*.ˇ.*°*.ˇ .*°*.ˇ.*°*.ˇ.*°*.ˇ.*°* 11 KathyB *°*.ˇ.*°*.ˇ.*°*.ˇ.*°*.ˇ.*°*.ˇ.*°*.ˇ.*°* 13 KathyB *°*.ˇ.*°*.ˇ.*°*.ˇ.*°*.ˇ.*°*.ˇ.*°*.ˇ.*°* 2 KathyB *°*.ˇ.*°*.ˇ.*°*.ˇ.*°*.ˇ.*°*.ˇ.*°*.ˇ.*°* 3 KathyB *°*.ˇ.*°*.ˇ.*°*.ˇ Read them and find out... * ELK grabs Kathy and gives her a big 'ol hug!! ~~~~~~K a t h y W a v e ~~~~~~ wow, love the lights Demi! ~~~~~~~~~~~K a T h Y b W a V e ~~~~~~~~~ Nice Demi! {{{{{KATHY}}}}} Woah, Demi. Nice.... special effects!!! WOW~! I didn't make 'em! I Just borrowed 'em ;) Nice lights, Demi Drop the nkerths first, Kathy. You can run faster that way. congrats, Kathy, sorry, I was gossiping ... there's a surprise kathy again. whoah is she getting a workout! : the substitution of an agreeable or inoffensive expression for one that may offend or suggest something unpleasant; also : the expression so substituted hmmm Hey, Donna, I just looked it up too ..mine said the same thing Love the lights :) ;-) what are you, a dictionary, donna? absolutely - like gary Rudick uses 'Little Kal-El' That's why I voted for Batter Up Used the one on AOL.. ;) hmmm... by the way nopr, ou are libratian nu? I'm a librarian--same thing! er - t +r * Demi dusts off Donna's scholarly hat ;) We're compulsive about that stuff... ;) * LoisLane the sunlight is blinding her * LoisLane but it is still nice "'A' for Effort" was a pretty good euphemism, although it wasn't nfic oh really Donna. Funny I never knew that I thought so Oh, I howl at that fic. well, teach that to the young folks taht I see that can't even spellcheck their college papers! Yes, I'm an Associate Professor, but I rarely throw that around... lovely intro Kathy :o) Agreed, Mags Hey. I got thrown off. Would someone please tell me what won for the best nfic revelation * DonnaB brought the conversation to a standstill with that revelation... ;-) wow, the rr groups have been busy since I've been gone...I've not seen these titles Gorn's Consummate Revelation gorn I loved Mirror Mirror... one of the most original premises I've ever seen! Most of them are old, Regina But still good! lOL Yay, guys! Tada! Maybe I just missed those when I was online... Yeah!! lol Yay Demi and Sheila again! And Julie sheila, make room on the shelf That was a sweet one to write :) Congrats Guys Congrats Demi, Julie and Sheila! It was, Demi Another congratulations Wow. I voted for that one but I didn't think it would win because no can findit anymore hey congrats all Congrats! Yahoo Yay!! Yaay!! COngrats y'all :) LOL! I love that one! Congrats! Congrats!!! Yea!!!!!! Congrats! Wonderful story, each of you! that was a great one, too :) Congratulations :) Woof woof woof... yay! Congratulations all Who's accepting? Yipee! Congrats I loved that one Sheila AGAIN!! And the rest of you yay fir Plan 69!!!!! congrats Demi and Sheila ;) YESSSSSS!!!!! *** KathyB changes topic to 'Best Round Robin: ;Plan 69 From Outer Space by ChiefPam, chrispat, PeaceEv, Demi, sharper, and Zoomway ' love the title yayyyy Finally everyone is seeing things my way. Ha Ha * supermags gives three cheers for the Winning Round Robin Team! I voted for Plan 69 Congratulations to all the winners :) Go Pam!!! that was a *good* one! charlotte nah I loved writing on that one. So did I Sheila, me too! LOVED IT!!!! I've got much catching up to do...in another year and a half :) I liked all of them, but I think I was most impressed by Mirror Mirror... so much thought went into that one, it was really clear :) me too rash ;) oh, it was so filthy, how could you like .. oh yeah Mirror Mirroer was my fav too lol Tara's going to go write her stories, now. We can't have both computers on the net at once. LOL! "flesh.." whoohoo If it won this, I've gotta read 69. I've read many of the winners up to now but not this bye Tara! That's *why* we liked, Zoom. ;0 It's good bye Tara Oh, Regina, it's good. Being a sf fan, I loved plan 69 this story is great :) problem is, they are all so good... picking one is like pulling teeth! Good job, Pam bye tara nice image, Crys good Job PAM!! whoohoo more commericials.. last ones... =) I know it's not at the archives, so where do I find it these days? well, it's the truth, Erin :) Oh, boo hiss. Can we do it again? This is way too much fun to finish up so soon. LOL lol Rat omg i love this commericial.. LOL LOL Labbie It's on Anne's site LOL...Clawset? Hey, Labbie, how's the fireman hubby of yours? Rewind?! i rather like THIS ad On Anne's site a friend asked me which Chris Mulder fic I recommended her starting with... they were all so long... I just stood there going... ummm ummm ummm ummm... I mean, you CAN'T choose! LOL on the weight loss thing Stuart....working. He bought me a bottle of wine and...in a fit of overexuberant enthusiasm a box of those Celebrations chocs. Sheila, can you send me more info? I don't know if I have the addy "You are About To Embark into the Unknown Guess I get to open them after all. ;) Anyone? * LabRat10 hands out cyber chocs. Sure, Regina. What's your current addy? I'll have one please rashtchr@bigplanet.com * DonnaB scarfs down her share... ;-) omg that was bad LOL I'm not a teacher right now, but it's too much to change the email name okay, I missed something, open what? have one what? and yes, whatever it is, I'll take one ;) mmm all the chocolate i want.. sign me up! Chocolate, Zoom! lol Zoom Chocs, Zoom Regina, you aren't? Send it to me! NOW! well, alrighty then, I'll have chocolate ;) Sheila, Did someone say chocolate??? I want! I'm in grad schol to be a principal * LabRat10 hands Zoom a mini bounty bar Mags!!! yay Maggie! Labs celebration chocolates...yum... last one.. dadadadadda.aaaaddadaaaa OKay, explain to me who is AnneOvena? Susanna yay maggie.. yippeee * FlakeyDom wonders if she could put Whisky into the competition as a chocolate fantasy.... Favorite chocolate fantasy? Hmmm... Lifetime supply of doublecrunch bars? Hmmm... mmmm we heard Cryssis, Dom, you would win with Whisky! It's the name of a female conductor. Or composer? Sounds good to me, Dom One of the two. Here we go, the big category! I don't know how to answer the IMs - 6th grade math i have a different fantasy with chocolate.. but nevermind about that.. ;X Dom, now that's the missing category! joe says to say that i should excuse my nonvoting by the fact that because of my religious convictions, i had to put in a postal vote that's okay... I teach 7th and 8th this year... all 4 core subjects... it's a handful! Lol, Jen Wow, Cryssie, a real hadnful lol We can't have a Chocolate Category - Dom would win everytime :) I think Julie used to teach math as well (Mackteach)... now she's a councelor You deserve hazard pay Crys. this is probably the toughest category to vote on yep LOL... yep, and they're Learning disabled, too ;) hey, my last one was chocolate free okay guys, I have to turn in night nicky what was that? I had a great party! Night, Nicky Yeah, I know Julie was a teacher sleep well :-) bye nighters! bye nickey Did youknow that the latest word is that chocolate is actually *good* for you? very tough category! of course it is, Nan :) I'll buy that! Even if it isn't true! Not kidding! ;) I had a terrible time voting. good Lord... this category is deadly! me too yeah and two of your were in there! me too Should vote for yourself sweetie! awwww.. me too Sheila awww again Nicely put Susanna!!! You ain't kiddin' sheila. aww, nice Susanna! Yeah, but I really try to vote for the one I think is the very best. awwwww again yes, but which one of herself should she vote for? \ Sweet... i am saying awww too much here lol, peace Fer sure Peace. LOL Peace * LoisLane WAFFY Feeling I can't leave YET and I've got comapny ...oops, company just a few more seconds, regina Hang in here RAsh! LOL. Tell them to go watch TV, Rash What are they thinking Regina? ;) well so do i rash, ubt their folcs too :D YES! SHEILA!!!! Congrats, SHEILA YEah, I've got good company YAY SHEILA!!!! beccha it's like a 3 way tie ;) they are making us wait Yay Sheila!!!!!! SHEILA!!!! Oh, cool! ok shiela Who knows, Donna...it's my mom That's my buddy... Figures! Great Sheila :) Three cheers for Sheila YEah Sheila!!!!!! YAY SHEILA!!!! Yay, SHEILA!!! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA Congrats Sheila!!!! I AM SOO HAPPPPYYYYYYYYYYY YAY SHEILA! Awright Sheila!! Yeah, sheila! Yay Sheila! FANTASTIC SHEILA!!!!!!!! Congratulations, Sheila! * LoisLane DOING A HAPPY DANCE FOR SHEILA! a great story without a doubt in so many ways SHEILASHEILASHEILASHEILA * DonnaB rushes the stage in her excitement! I loved those stories, Sheila...wonderful sci fi and L&C myxed together! lol DEMI!!!! WTG, DEMI!! Wow! Demi!!!!! Yay, Demi!! DEMI!!!! yea!!!!! Congrats Demi!!!! Awright! Yay, Demi!!!!! YES! Yea Demi! Congrats DEIO!!!!! YAY! Congrats Demi! :) Congratulations, Demi! congratulations!!!!!!!!!! wow WTG Demi HEy Demi good job Demi!Demi!Demi! Demi!!!!! Yay!!! congrats, demi, ya big showoff WTG Demi Congrats oh my. oh my. oh my. Wonderful story, Demi :) yippeee yipppeee yipppeeeeee... ;) Way... way demi - aya, a canuck wins!! Congrats Demi !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! congrats Sheila congrats Demi ;) yay! WOw, another great call...read that ages ago, too...Congrats, DEMI! so many multiple winners tonight WAY TO GO YESSSSSSS * ESPMissy does a cybercartwheel So who won for the most awards? Shelia, Demi or Kathy? just the pg version got me hooked. Then the reread of the nfic....... * supermags starts the Demi Conga Line....Go Demi! Go! Go Demi Go! :o) hehe... next year we can call em the Sheila/Demi/KathyB awards :) I havent' counted, but I would guess Sheila? lol LOL Crys LOL! with LabRat as the runner-up! lol * PeaceEv joins the Demi Conga Line! LOL LOL LOL LPaura joins too da da da da da DA! lol! Congratulations to all the winners I was just thrilled to see so many wonderful stories recognized :) Me too KB. [zoomway SOUND] and to the nominees too. demi? are you ok? Congratulations to all you writers for all your wonderful stories * WAFFyBarb does a boom-chaka-laka-laka boom-chaka-laka-laka boom in honour of the great writing..... Nicely put Crys! it was sure a privelege to be nominated with these FoLCs :) All the winners deserve their awards! yes they do! * LoisLane hears Clark's salsa in the distance Yeah, the runner up thing was very nice ... lets more stories be recognized. Voting was just too hard Speech! Speech! sure hope the server can handle the rush to the "bookstore" as we all run to get the winners we've missed!Q! It's great to see all the trailblazers getting the recognition they deserve. [ChiefPam SOUND] * Melisma turns on the makarena music I have to admit that I liked that, too. Wow great job all I agree... but honestly, just being nominated was enough to floor me :) Terrific job Dawn!!! Oh, I got thanked! Hey, this is like last year at the Kerths. Congratulations to all the winners and runner-ups Me too, Crys :) LOL Kathy You're a "super" writer too Crys... where's the smelling saltz. I think she needs it Congratulations, everyone! thanks Donna :) * Melisma starts waves for irene and dawn and the unknown site builder... I'm glad you enjoy the stuff as much as I like writing it :) Congratuation to *all* the writers! thanks irene and dawn * DonnaB commends all the people who put this great show together!! Thanks folcs!! we loved Full Circle, Crys Great Job Dawn!! Yay, Way to go our committee! poor Anne... she has to put plaques up in the nfic archive tonight... she's gonna be three AM getting to bed ;) Nicely done--and fun!!! Great commercials too! Great job to Dawn and Irene for putting this all together :) And to....our shy and bashful artist for those beautiful awards! Thanks a lot to the great people who put this together! <[SLD]Ash> lol YAY to everyone here agreed Labrat... the committe worked their butts off, and this has been great for all of us!!! We all enjoyed reading these stories so much, it's just great to be able to give some of that pleasure back to the authors :) <[SLD]Ash> am i the only one who finds this funny? * Melisma volunteers ot help anne *** KathyB changes topic to 'Best Overall: Demi's Heaven's Prisoners!! ' rehi This was so great, guys! Great work on tonights presentation! The committee did a great job, and a nice recovery after the netspilt, too This is great! Didn't even need bouncers tonight! Did we/ ? Thanks to everyone who put this together planned to stay 5 minutes and stayed all night. Musta done SOMEthing right here!! Thanks guys Joy & UltraCape good comercials LoL, yes. Funny stuff you two. that's true... it's like the post office... neither earthquake, nor thunderstorm, nor netsplit shall divert us from our appointed nKerths!! thanks for the "thanks" Demi, though I don't know for what ;) Demi, you gave a couple of terrific speeches. * FlakeyDom is heading off to bed. Thanks to all and sweaty deans to all * Wendymr offers to help Sheila, Kathy and Demi carry their plaques home